My grandfather is 79 years old and you would never know it. Any chance he gets to rub it into someone's face about how well maintained he is for his age, he takes and runs. Boastful like no other and what's funny is his uber dictatorial persona [that makes up for his lack of stature]. He's as perverted, flirty & fresh as any Dominican 16 year old and is way more narcissistic than he needs to be. Strict diet, exercise, and beauty products galore. This nigga even blow dries his feet after he showers. Yes, it's that serious.
He's turning 80 on Wednesday and what does he want for his birthday? Beyoncé.
Gotta ♥ gramps.

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