I Want This Dude To Be My Friend.

I laughed so hard watching this video that I eventually start crying.

Dorky? Abso-effing-lutely.

Song Of The Day! Lady GaGa "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich"

Happy Sunday Night :)

Happy Birthday, Satcheeb!!!!!!!!

Today, is Andrea's 18th birthday... [EASY, BOYS.]

She's been my sidekick since I was 4, and now that she's legal.... IT'S ALL OVER, BEETCHEZ.

You are my heart and soul. I'm beyond proud of everything you've accomplished and I can't wait to see the storms you will cause in the years to come. I'm here for you!!!!!

You're SO winning Prom Queen tonight, btw...

I LOVE YOU, SALOOPS!

Dougie Who? Rahzel Who?

Now that I think about it, this kind of doesn't surprise me. The Japanese LOVE to one up the Americans on their own shit. Pimp steelo.

General Electriks "Take Back The Instant"

General Electriks "Take Back The Instant" has officially been put on my "repeat" playlist. It's one of those songs that make you feel like there's progression in music today...

Directed by Arno Salters... peep the site for more awesomeness.

Remember These?

Ah, the Two Way. The little instrument that helped the text messaging phenomenon skyrocket into existence. When I was in 9th grade, this was how you were mackin it to the girls.. or boys. This was also how we cheated our asses off and plotted how to leave school early without getting caught. Because of this little guy, my monthly bill went through the mufuggin roof.

Eh, who cares. Text messages were [and still are] the way to

stealthily express what's on your mind without the physical or aural

contact.

...speaking of texts, have you guys been to textsfromlastnight.com?!

DO IT. Haha so money.

Aw, Kanye... RELAX.

Yeezy, c'mon who cares. You don't need to waste your energy [or blog space] on such useless matters :)